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{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}

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{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}

{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}

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