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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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Sincerely Louis C.K. is a stand-up comedy film by American comedian Louis C.K. released on April 4, 2020. Filmed in 2020 in Washington, D.C., it is C.K.'s first stand-up performance to be released following his admission to several acts of sexual misconduct in 2017. It was published through his website for download and streaming for $7.99 with no advance notice. It received the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album at the 64th Annual Grammy Awards.
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