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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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Mohammad Hanif is an Iranian novelist and scholar. He is the winner of many national awards including the prestigious Iran's Book of the Year Awards, Jalal Al-e Ahmad Literary Awards, Golden Pen Award.
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